Mandog Monthly, Daily

  We have prepared, we have feasted, we have scrempt, and most importantly, we have sinned. As this month, and indeed the year, comes to a close we have one last thing to do to get the most out of our time, we must sin beyond all sinning. Sin with your actions, sin with your thoughts, sin with your inactions, sin with your words, sin with your illegally harvested second self that you have ripped from the timestream as the chronomatic beings passed by in the night, sin with your soul. Combine all the sins together, those real and fictitious, and achieve the ever coveted Omni-sin. Go beyond the act of sinning and fully embody sin in totality today, Mandog Month Day 30, Becoming Sin Itself.

  You have to care in life, care about your friends, your family, your planet, your health, the local fauna, the chronometric beings that carry time to its exact center and unmarch time and reality backwards so that the universe can continue existing, and you should even care about balancing your finances. So inevitably today's sin we celebrate is Apathy. So who cares. Celebrate today, or don't, whatever. Mandog Month Day 29, Exhibiting Apathy.

  Breathe in, close your eyes, count backwards from five, breathe out, and release every ounce of anger in your body, release it into your surroundings, into your peers, into the heavens themselves. Fell the floodgates of your fury upon your foes fervently forevermore. Let nothing know peace from your animosity, scream at a squirrel until it explodes, punch a hole through the next car who drives a little too close to you, rend a hole in the very fabric of reality so that it may fold in on itself and replicate your ire endlessly, even allow yourself the be the subject of your own rage. Burn bright the fury of your angers and share it with all today, Mandog Month Day 28, Unleashing Unending Rages.

  There is a limit to all things, how far somethings can be taken, but that limit is often artificially shortened by societal means. This day of Sin Week we shall, however, shed ourselves of that limit and take things as far as they can be taken, and yet further still. Overstep, overconsume, overwhelm. If you treat yourself to cake, eat five whole ones. If you get into an argument, research every aspect of their life and make sure they feel true, abject terror because you make every waking moment a living hell so they may never disagree with you again. If you go on a date, turn that date straight into a wedding. Any and everything you do today you must overdo, for today is Mandog Month Day 27, Taking Things Too Far.

  We have made it once again to the most highly anticipated times of all of the most anticipated times, we have hid our wrongdoings from reality itself, we have changed ourselves to be kinder and more gracious, we have done everything to fool the vigilant glare of the crimson judge, but now that old man kringle is in recovery from the long night we can now free ourselves from inhibitions and sin freely. Welcome my loves, to another Sin Week. To live without fear of judgement is to be free. Today we shall free ourselves of the burden of truth and honesty. Far too long we have been shackled to stating things as factually as possible, NO LONGER! Today we shall fabricate, alter, and deceive to our hearts truest content. Tell your wife she looks great in that Temu dress. Tell your boss that you've finished the MacLoneie Files, but he was the one who misplaced it. Tell the fed that you have no idea what happened to the two kilograms of gold krugerrands that went missing from the old raci...

  The warmth of the year wanes, the light of the day is near its shortest it will be, and the strife of life is ever present, but we persist non-the-less. It is through our love for one another that we persist, we bring warmth to our community, light up the world for one another, and make the strife just a bit more bearable. May you all be full of community, love, and some good-ass food this Christmas, and all the holidays this season (even if some may have already passed). Celebrate and be merry with all your traditions new, old, and imaginary, today on Mandog Month Day 25, Festing the Festivities.