Mandog Month Day 20. 2025

 Three-eighths of your life, on average, is spent sleeping it away. Yet somehow you always seem to need just a little bit more, so go ahead and sleep more. Get all of the sleep you need for the rest of the year right here and now. Invent a time machine that puts all of the world into a stasis of time so that you can sleep for twenty-seven years straight, because you deserve a little nap. Slip into a sleep so deep that the badger who resides over the Realm of Sleep carries you back to reality after you have slipped beyond comprehension. Show up the NASA Sleep cycle and sleep every other second so that you could both be fully rested and fully active at every moment. Do any and everything you can to obtain all of the sleep the world has to offer you and more, today, Mandog Month Day 20, Stealing Sleep.

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